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As a result, when news headlines read something along the lines of “Fed Does Nothing” it’s easy to say, hey, what are we paying these people for, and then imagine a meeting of the board of governors resembling a morning after scene in a frathouse, with everyone kind of shambling around in bathrobes after having woken up at one in the afternoon, unwilling to do anything more strenuous than watch Spongebob until someone looks at the clock and reminds everyone else that they’re supposed to decide on overnight lending rates in the next ten minutes and Ben pauses his bong hit long enough to say “Let’s leave it at like, zero, man,” and the other governors make some guttural noises vaguely resembling “Aye,” before passing out on the pee-stained mattress in the corner. Or at least that’s what I imagine.
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But, he elaborated with a laugh, “we need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.
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As we all know, financial firms need to pay out these bonuses if they want to retain their top talent, because in this fantastic Wall Street job market you just never know when your best financial analyst is going to decide to move to a shack in Montana or jump off a bridge.
Morgan Stanley Prez: Please Don't Call Your Bonuses "Bonuses"
This is Ridonkulous - They all need to be fired STAT!
Electric vehicles are great, but they tend to be tiny, cute, and generally rather useless for people who have things that need to be taken places. That’s not the case with Ford’s distinctively non-cute Transit Connect, a van of the type you typically see shuttling flowers and other small goods around urban streets. This one, however, runs entirely on battery power (a first for Ford) despite being able to haul 1,760 pounds of cargo to a maximum range of 100 miles — on the high side for your average EV but perhaps not enough for a day’s worth of deliveries. No word in pricing, but expect these to start showing up at Ford dealerships sometime next year, frequently in white.
The Modern 21st Century Molester Mobile - notice no windows in the back :-o
Ford’s electric Transit Connect has the power to move you — and all your stuff - Engadget
